parasocialanxiety:

p4nsy:

Christ alive

i love how only a FRACTION of these have any recognizable gendered cultural meaning and yet she has built that meaning in herself and keeps them completely separated

excuse-me-im-sorry:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

acrownofcandy:

sorry i am on cindy’s side

me too

You’re laughing, Cindy was just possessed by his grandmother and you’re laughing

shaponess:

hotvampireadjacent:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

They threw beans on him

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jughead-is-canonically-aroace:

randomitemdrop:

shinyhill:

Item: thousand-year-old drinking game

[ID: tweet by DorsaAmir

My new favorite historical artefact is this 1,000 year old, 14-sided die from Korea with instructions for a drinking game [dice emoji]

Known as a juryeonggu (주령구, literally “liquor command tool”), each side of the die has an action, like “drink two cups” or “dance without music”.

image: a 14-sided wooden die with korean text on each face and acompanying list of drinking game instructions

兩盞則放 : Drink two cups immediately

三盞一去: Drink three cups at once

衆人打鼻 : Let everybody hit you on the nose

(飮盡大笑 : Drink a big cup and laugh loudly

醜物莫放 : Drink from a cup with something gross in it

禁聲作舞 : Do a dance without music

曲臂則盡 : Drink while linking arms with a buddy

空詠詩過 : Recite a verse from a poem

自唱自飮 : Drink and sing a song

自唱怪來晩 : Sing the song “Goeraeman”

月鏡一曲 : Sing the song “Weolgyeong”

任意請歌 : Ask a buddy to sing a song

有犯空過 : Hold still and don’t flinch while someone pretends to hit you

弄面孔過 : Hold still and don’t flinch while someone tickles your face

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distantvoices:

Robert Wun Spring 2023 Couture

systemic-dreams:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there’s a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just…stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

“god….grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy”

sleepy-bebby:

ALT

lordmo:

allhailthe70shousewife:

“Gentlemen… This is my full-body fucksuit.”

gaydelgard:

gaydelgard:

teathattast:

roxannepolice:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

FYI, this was an actual streetlamp in Wrocław, Poland. Local services removed the overgrowth because apparently nearby people had trouble sleeping with this by their windows.

doubleca5t:

langernameohnebedeutung:

…do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

ALT

oh mein gott, zis vebsite is full of scheißepfosten